Are you certain you want to read more? Seriously? I mean, was my warning above not clear? Well proceed at your own peril. I take no responsibility for offending your sensibilities. It’s all on you.
Understand going in that these thoughts all promenaded through my head in a matter of seconds. I know it reads like it took awhile but the entire train of thought was into and out of the station in less than a minute.
So the other night I was lying in bed with the bedroom door closed cause Hubs was still up and about. Through the door I could hear the cat hacking and coughing and I knew – just KNEW there would soon be a nasty mess on my carpet! To be completely honest, she doesn’t throw up hairballs so much as a conglomeration of stomach contents, none of which I would choose to dwell on…or step in. However, even as I adjusted to the knowledge of what was coming and realized I should probably get up to take care of it, a second thought followed immediately. The mess wouldn’t last long because our Lab-mix would promptly clean it up – ACK! (I did warn you.)
That thought led me to wonder what could possibly be so attractive about a cat’s stomach contents that a dog would eagerly Hoover it up. And again with the ACK!
On the heels of that question I found myself trying to imagine how desperate I’d have to be to clean up after a cat — OH EM GEE that’s nasty!
But you were warned. You were! Go back and read the disclaimer in the title and first paragraph!
Okay, I am sorry. The things I do to have something to post. But this was a true train of thought from the other night. Hell, I couldn’t make this shit up!